A Limerick: The Fearless Cleric

I've been out of town for a couple of days having fled for the coast to escape the smoke from the forest fires. Still catching up on my blog reading as I've had no internet connection for awhile...

Here's a limerick somewhat inspired by the Rusty Battleaxe's haiku postings. As far as following tradition goes, it's very tame. I've actually got a couple that are more genuine (ie. obscene and offensive) but I'm not sure if I should post 'em here as this blog is listed as family safe. :-)

There once was a cleric without fear
Who always kept cudgel and cup near
His last words, it is said,
were, "I'll turn those undead
Just as soon as I've finished my beer."