For many years a solitary hermit has haunted
this area of the forest, becoming progressively
wilder and crazier and more dangerous.
"...And some heroic types to hit that thing with it!"
Go for the eyes then run for it, ladies! If you can give him a kick in the goolies even better!Next time, make sure that stick is a wand of magic missiles.
Girl 1: "What are you thinking? That stick won't hurt the monster!"Girl 2: "I know that!"[Girl 2 jabs stick into Girl 1's thigh and runs away; monster eats Girl 1 as she attempts to hobble away.]'Roun' these here parts we call that "the buddy system." ;D
Ogre: "Mmm... damsels for dinner!"Giant Damsel Worm, hiding beneath ground with just its bifurcated, Damsels-shaped tongue exposed: "Mmm... Ogre!"
Christopher B wins. LOL. I can't top that.
"We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stick," said the ladies to the monster, and crestfallen, away he went.
– Antoine de Saint-Exupéry