Tuesday, September 28, 2010

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stick


Trey said...

"...And some heroic types to hit that thing with it!"

BigFella said...

Go for the eyes then run for it, ladies! If you can give him a kick in the goolies even better!

Next time, make sure that stick is a wand of magic missiles.

Christopher B said...

Girl 1: "What are you thinking? That stick won't hurt the monster!"

Girl 2: "I know that!"

[Girl 2 jabs stick into Girl 1's thigh and runs away; monster eats Girl 1 as she attempts to hobble away.]

'Roun' these here parts we call that "the buddy system." ;D

Chris Lowrance said...

Ogre: "Mmm... damsels for dinner!"

Giant Damsel Worm, hiding beneath ground with just its bifurcated, Damsels-shaped tongue exposed: "Mmm... Ogre!"

Higgipedia said...

Christopher B wins. LOL. I can't top that.

Unknown said...

"We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stick," said the ladies to the monster, and crestfallen, away he went.

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