Dungeons and Digressions: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stick

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stick

6 comments:

Trey said...: "...And some heroic types to hit that thing with it!"; September 29, 2010 at 3:45 AM
BigFella said...: Go for the eyes then run for it, ladies! If you can give him a kick in the goolies even better!

Next time, make sure that stick is a wand of magic missiles.; September 29, 2010 at 6:51 AM
Christopher B said...: Girl 1: "What are you thinking? That stick won't hurt the monster!"

Girl 2: "I know that!"

[Girl 2 jabs stick into Girl 1's thigh and runs away; monster eats Girl 1 as she attempts to hobble away.]

'Roun' these here parts we call that "the buddy system." ;D; September 29, 2010 at 7:36 AM
Chris Lowrance said...: Ogre: "Mmm... damsels for dinner!"

Giant Damsel Worm, hiding beneath ground with just its bifurcated, Damsels-shaped tongue exposed: "Mmm... Ogre!"; September 29, 2010 at 7:53 AM
Higgipedia said...: Christopher B wins. LOL. I can't top that.; September 29, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Unknown said...: "We're Gonna Need a Bigger Stick," said the ladies to the monster, and crestfallen, away he went.; September 30, 2010 at 7:09 PM

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