For many years a solitary hermit has haunted
this area of the forest, becoming progressively
wilder and crazier and more dangerous.
Wow, Ettin Chicks are much hotter then the dudes.
All the single... ladies... say... hey?
"No, I don't exactly think it's one of Charlie's Angels ..."
With their quarry softly bathed in the light of a Glowing Cube, Leather Lad and Monkey Boy hesitated for a moment and marveled at the sheer amount of hair product needed to support such a double mane!
Wonder Twin powers activate!
– Antoine de Saint-Exupéry