For many years a solitary hermit has haunted
this area of the forest, becoming progressively
wilder and crazier and more dangerous.
I need to shave!
Aw damn. Shin monkeys...
Ahh, that's great for my sciatica! Now let's do the other side.
Eww, gross! Like, totally get your stinking paws offa me, like, you damn dirty ape or something.
After many failures, we finally found the best bait to use while fishing for sasquatch.
I know this is a low budget enterprise,but why do I have to work with the simian?
– Antoine de Saint-Exupéry