Monday, November 30, 2009

Tavern Graffiti: The Ugly Thief Limerick

There once was an ugly thief
Who'd chewed too much halfling leaf
He was heard to convey
"I could sure use a lay
But wish I still had my teef!"

5 comments:

Chris Creel said...

Nice! As in, good for a laugh.

ze bulette said...

I know these are pretty silly but it gives me something to do in the odd moments when I have some down time at work. Coming up with a decent limerick is hard! My favorite so far is definitely the stirge one. :-)

The Rusty Battle Axe said...

Limericks are very tough, but you eeked out a winner here. Excellent.

Havard said...

The guy whose face has been manipulated into the picture is Norwegian singer Kurt Nilsen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Nilsen

Havard

ze bulette said...

hehe, yep - excerpt from the article there: "In the show presenting the entries on Dec. 25, Ian Dickson...said "You have the voice of an angel, but you look like a Hobbit." No, I'm not really a fan of him or of that show.

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