Sunday, January 17, 2010

Tavern Graffiti: The Orcs Have A God...

The orcs have a god they call Mork
Who some say said not to eat pork
After all they're pig faced
So it'd be debased -
Like seeing your mum on a fork.


*I do not play Warhammer.
*I'm actually offended by this. :-)

5 comments:

Chris Creel said...

It's a good fun haiku, don't be offended.

ze bulette said...

ah crap, and here i thought it was a limerick!

Chris Creel said...

And so it is, I really didn't pay attention to the verse form when I made my comment did I? Now I'll be thinking in limerick all day.

ze bulette said...

:-P

The Rusty Battle Axe said...

Excellent. This is one that I'll have to use in th near future.

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