Ok ok, so maybe it's just a regular chicken. Depends on how you paint it I guess. Anyhow, I had to laugh after reading Megaminis' recent newsletter announcing their chicken minis, only two days after my recent Dungeon Chicken write up. Serendipity! Only $1, or get 16 for $8! :)
Better to buy 'em by the pound. From my experience, one never just encounters ONE dungeon chicken -- they travel in swarms, flying up at your face to peck your eyeballs out... and buying anything online for a buck means you get boned by the shipping anyway, so load me up, I'll take a bucketful. Is there a variant ('Feral chicken?') that lurks in barnyards, seeking to 'blend in' with the regular chickens until some pooor chicken farmer with a bucket of feed gets too close?
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I'm happy to see chicken on the dollar menu.
Better to buy 'em by the pound. From my experience, one never just encounters ONE dungeon chicken -- they travel in swarms, flying up at your face to peck your eyeballs out... and buying anything online for a buck means you get boned by the shipping anyway, so load me up, I'll take a bucketful.
Is there a variant ('Feral chicken?') that lurks in barnyards, seeking to 'blend in' with the regular chickens until some pooor chicken farmer with a bucket of feed gets too close?
All hail our feathered overlords!
The perfect addition to a fun-house dungeon. Killer-chickens.
on eBay they're actually two chickens for $1.50. apparently their catalog numbers need updating. i gotta get me some.
How much experience do you get for killing them all? Is it as much as...say, a whole village?
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