tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2326833531919898477.post822279136600657121..comments2024-03-27T23:43:30.204-07:00Comments on Dungeons and Digressions: Tavern Graffiti: The Vegan Halflingze bulettehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15603716850479808633noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2326833531919898477.post-39703403033227331972010-05-10T09:16:39.209-07:002010-05-10T09:16:39.209-07:00excellent contributions gentlemen! :)excellent contributions gentlemen! :)ze bulettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15603716850479808633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2326833531919898477.post-66752886296719338132010-05-10T07:36:54.279-07:002010-05-10T07:36:54.279-07:00I've enjoyed all the limericks myself,
Nary a ...I've enjoyed all the limericks myself,<br />Nary a one would I leave on the shelf,<br />You bring dungeons alive,<br />Using that Irish jive,<br />About the orc, morning star, and elf.Don Snabulushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05911180639753508627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2326833531919898477.post-88581250638787740602010-05-10T03:38:10.884-07:002010-05-10T03:38:10.884-07:00An old song, traditionally sung by an infected adv...An old song, traditionally sung by an infected adventurer's companions just before and as they they apply the, er, <a href="http://www.enworld.org/cc/converted/vermin/rot_grub.htm" rel="nofollow">cure</a> to the problem:<br /><br />Ooooooooooooh!<br />99 flesh-eating grubs in your arm!<br />99 grubs in your arm!<br />Drink a beer,<br />Conquer your fear:<br />Forget about all o' them grubs in your arm!<br /><br />[hack!]<br /><br />98 flesh-eating grubs in your arm!<br />98 grubs in your arm!<br />Drink a beer,<br />Conquer your fear:<br />Forget about all o' them grubs in your arm!<br /><br />[burn!]<br /><br />and so on.<br /><br />Most adventurers so treated by companions who find the song helpful ("laughter is the best medicine, chum!")tend to risk a much higher chance of dying by alcohol poisoning then from the grubs themselves or the administered cure.Cameronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01879633126839076800noreply@blogger.com